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Hey.

Listen, I need a favor.

I was in the shower and as I was … … cleaning myself, I, uh … … well, I felt something.

Was it like a sneeze, only better? No, no. I mean, like, a thing on my body.

Well, what was it? Well, I don’t know.

It’s kind of in a place that’s not … That’s not visually accessible to me.

And I was hoping maybe you guys could help me out.

Whoa! No! Come on, you guys. It’s no big deal.

Hey, hey, hey.

Huh.

Well, what it is? Is it a mole? No, it’s too wrinkly to be a mole.

Ew. Is it a, what? A pimple? No, it’s … Fancier than a pimple.

Look, Ross, why don’t you just go see a doc.

Hey guys, what’s …? Okay, well, it’s definite. Two more weeks of winter.

Yeah, right.

Okay, how did it go at the doctor’s? Well, he said there’s definitely nothing to worry about. It’s totally benign.

Well, what is it? He couldn’t even tell me .

He said it was just some sort of skin abnormality.

And the worse thing is, he said without being able to identify it … … he was reluctant to remove it.

You know what? You should go to my guy. Because when I went in there with my third nipple … He just lopped it right off, you know? So I guess I’m lucky.

I mean, not as lucky as people who are born with two nipples.

At least they knew what yours was, you know. Yours had a name.

Oh, maybe they’ll name yours after you.

You know? They’ll call it ‘the Ross.’ And then people would be like “Oh, he’s got a Ross.” Yeah, that’d be cool.

That’s all it is, a third nipple.

You know? Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple.

You can take it off. Just slice that baby right off.

Take your shirt off and let’s see what we’re dealing with here.

What are you doing? Just showing your my run-of-the-mill, slice-it-right-off third nipple.

Well, that’s not a third nipple. First of all, it’s on your ass.

Well, then what is it? Wait a minute. Hold it.

Janson, will you come in here a moment? I’m with Hamilton.

He’s good with weird things. Bring him in too.

You know, I have dinner plans.

Thank you so much coming on such a short notice.

Ladies and gentleman, I’ve been practicing medicine for 23 years and … I’m stumped.

Listen, I need a favor.

I nee-duh favor. Listen, I need a favor.

I was in the shower and as I was … … cleansing myself, I, uh, … … well, I felt I felt something.

Cleansing

To make something completely clean.

Cleanse the cut before you bandage it up.

What it like a sneeze, only better? To sneeze

When you sneeze, you make an involuntary release of air and often small drops of liquid, suddenly come out of your nose and mouth.

I usually sneeze a lot when I’m sick.

When Chandler asks if it was “like a sneeze, only better”, he’s making masturbation joke.

Well, what was it? Well, I don’t know.

It’s kind of in a place that’s not … That’s not visually accessible to me.

Visually accessible If something is considered visually accessible to you, that means you are able to look at it.

Whoa! No! Come on, you guys. It’s no big deal.

Hey, hey, hey.

No big deal

A big deal is an expression used to indicate that someting is considered important. This audition is a big deal for Joey. However, when we say that someting is not a big deal or that it’s “no big deal”, that might also mean that we don’t want people to worry about it (because it’s not important).

In this case, Ross wants the guys to act casually, because it’s serious or important.

I’m sorry, Mom. I spilled wine on your sweater. Don’t worry. It’s not a bog deal. Well, what it is? Is it a mole? Well, whad-diz-it? Iz-idda mole?

Well, Whad-diz-it? Iz-idda mole? Mole

A permanent, pigmented (colored) spot on the human body, such as these ones.

No, it’s too wrinkly to be a mole.

Ew. Is it a, what? A pimple? Wrinkly A wrinkle is a small line or fold on a surface such as a person’s skin or a fabric.

When talking about the human body, a wrinkle is generally associated with old age. Wrinkly describe something that has a lot of wrinkles on it. Pimple

A small, hard elevation of the skin, also known as acne. Ew, don’t pop your pimples, that’s gross. No, it’s .

Fancier than a pimple. Fancier Fancy is the quality of something that is sophisticated, elaborate, and / or expensive.

Chandler is saying this in a sarcastic, joking tone. Probably because he is not quite sure how to describe Ross’ thing. Okay, well, it’s definite. Two more weeks of winter. Yeah, right. Two more week-suh-winner. Two more week-suh-winner.

Yeah, right.

Two more weeks of winter.

The guys are feeling embarrassed for getting caught looking at Ross’ but. To escape the awkwardness (embarrasment), Chandler very quickly, and creatively, makes a very specific reference to Groundhog Day, a traditional holiday on February 2nd in the United States, when the groundhog (a small rodent) is said to come out of its hole at the end of hibernation. If the animal sees its shadow, that is, if the weather is sunny, it goes back into its hole, which predicts six weeks more of winter weather. You can imagine why this is funny, based on where Joey and Chandler are looking. Well? How did it go at the doctor’s? How-dih-go at the doctor’s?

How-dih-go at the doctor’s? Well, he said there’s definitely nothing to worry about. It’s totally benign. To be benign

When talking about diseases, benign defines it as not being harmful (negative) in effect. For example, a benign tumor does not threaten or affect a person’s health or life.

In this case, the doctor told Ross “his thing” is benign - that is, it’s not cause for concern, as it wouldn’t affect his health. Well, what is it? He couldn’t even tell me. He said it was just some sort of skin abnormality. Skin abnormality An abnormality is an abnormal (uncommon) feature, characteristic, or occurrence, typically in a medical context.

A skin abnormality is an abnormality related to the skin. And the worse thing is, he said without being able to identify it .

. he was reluctant to remove it. Reluctant If you are reluctant to do something, you are unwilling (not wanting) to do it, and hesitate before doing it, or do it slowly and without enthusiasm.

Sharon was reluctant to ask for help. Because she’s kind of shy. You know what? You should go to my guy. Because when I went in there with my third nipple .

. he just lopped it right off, you know? My guy

A guy, in this sense, is a person that you know that can provide a specific service for you. I have a guy that always gets me discount the games.

In this case, Chandler is simply referring to his doctor as his guy.

Third nipple

The nipples on someone’s body are the two small pieces of slightly hard skin which stick out from their chest. Having a third nipple would be considered a skin abnormality. In another episode of Friends, it is said that Chandler has a third nipple, which he hard removed later on.

You know, kind of in the same line as .

Say, I don’t know, having a third nipple! You have a third nipple? You bitch! We actually made a lesson with that clip, you can find it by clicking at the top. Lopped it right off

To lop (or lop off) is to cut an unnecessary piece of someting (with a single quick action).

They lopped many branches off the tree this morning. Getting a motorcycle lopped a ton of time off of my daily commute.

When speaking casually, you can include the word “right” to a phrasal verb to add emphasis to the action. The ball went right in.

Maybe they’ll name yours after you.

Name yours after you

To name somebody (or something) after somebody else means to give someone or something the same name as someone or something else. For example, the car manufacturer Ferrari was named after its founder, Enzo Ferrari. That’s all it is, a third nipple

You know? Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple.

runnuh-the mill third nipple

runnuh-the mill third nipple

Run of the mill

Informal adjective defining something that is ordinary (common) and not special or exciting in any way.

We went out to see them live, but it was just a run-of-the-mill concert.

It’s time to practice! Can you think of something you would consider run of the mill? Write your example on the comments below, and I’ll be correcting many! You can take it off. Just slice that baby right off.

To slice To cut something into thin, flat pieces, or in this case, to simply cut off a piece of something.

Slicing onions can make you cry. I accidentally sliced off the tip of my fingernail. Luckily it wasn’t my finger! That baby A slang way to refer to an object. That baby is out of here (Hitting a homerun in baseball) That baby is a beauty (Referring to someone’s car) Take your shirt off and let’s see what we’re dealing with here. What we’re dealing with To deal with something is to cope with or control a person or situation. You’ll have to learn how to deal with your emotions.

I don’t know how to deal with this new professor. He’s such a jerk (mean person)! Well, then what is it? Wait a minute. Hold it.

Hold it

Another way to tell someone to wait or move

Hold it. I didn’t understand that, can you say it again? Thank you so much for coming on such a short notice. Short notice If something is short notice, you are told about it only a short time before it happens. Sorry to show up here with such short notice, I just really need to talk to you. Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been practicing medicine for 23 years and . I’m stumped. Practice medicine Another way to refer to working in a professional trade.

He practices law in New York.

She is practicing architect. To be stumped To be unable to answer a question or solve a problem. Because it is too difficult. This cross word has me stumped. Listen, I need a favor.

I was in the shower and as I was … … cleaning myself, I, uh … … well, I felt something.

Was it like a sneeze, only better? No, no. I mean, like, a thing on my body.

Well, what was it? Well, I don’t know.

It’s kind of in a place that’s not … That’s not visually accessible to me.

And I was hoping maybe you guys could help me out.

Whoa! No! Come on, you guys. It’s no big deal.

Hey, hey, hey.

Huh.

Well, what it is? Is it a mole? No, it’s too wrinkly to be a mole.

Ew. Is it a, what? A pimple? No, it’s … Fancier than a pimple.

Look, Ross, why don’t you just go see a doc.

Hey guys, what’s …? Okay, well, it’s definite. Two more weeks of winter.

Yeah, right.

Okay, how did it go at the doctor’s? Well, he said there’s definitely nothing to worry about. It’s totally benign.

Well, what is it? He couldn’t even tell me .

He said it was just some sort of skin abnormality.

And the worse thing is, he said without being able to identify it … … he was reluctant to remove it.

You know what? You should go to my guy. Because when I went in there with my third nipple … He just lopped it right off, you know? So I guess I’m lucky.

I mean, not as lucky as people who are born with two nipples.

At least they knew what yours was, you know. Yours had a name.

Oh, maybe they’ll name yours after you.

You know? They’ll call it ‘the Ross.’ And then people would be like “Oh, he’s got a Ross.” Yeah, that’d be cool.

That’s all it is, a third nipple.

You know? Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple.

You can take it off. Just slice that baby right off.

Take your shirt off and let’s see what we’re dealing with here.

What are you doing? Just showing your my run-of-the-mill, slice-it-right-off third nipple.

Well, that’s not a third nipple. First of all, it’s on your ass.

Well, then what is it? Wait a minute. Hold it.

Janson, will you come in here a moment? I’m with Hamilton.

He’s good with weird things. Bring him in too.

You know, I have dinner plans.

Thank you so much coming on such a short notice.

Ladies and gentleman, I’ve been practicing medicine for 23 years and … I’m stumped.