کادوی کریسمس غافلگیر کننده ی شلدون

• Merry Christmas.

How’s your leg?

• very good.

Thanks for asking.

Come on in.

• Oh, good, Penny, you’re here to exchange gifts.

• You’ll be pleased to know I’m prepared for whatever you have to offer.

• Okay. Here.

• I should note, I’m having some digestive distress.

So if I excuse myself abruptly, don’t be alarmed.

Oh.

A napkin.

• Turn it over.

• “To sheldon…

Live long and prosper…

Leonard Nimoy. “

• Yeah, he came into the restaurant.

Sorry the napkin’s dirty.

He wiped his mouth with it.

• I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?

• Yeah, yeah, I guess but look, he signed it.

• Do you realize what this means?

All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy.

• Okay, all I’m giving you is the napkin, sheldon.

• Be right back.

• Here, open it.

• Oh… A gift certificate for motorcycle lessons.

• Very thoughtful.

• Yeah, and I checked.

Not letting the bike fall on you while standing still is lesson one.

• Oh, then I think you’ll appreciate what I got you.

• Okay.

“101 Totally Cool Science Experiments for Kids. “

• You know, ‘cause you’re so into science.’

• Sheldon, what did you do?

• I know.

• It’s not enough, is it?

Here.

• Leonard, look.

Sheldon’s hugging me.

• very good.

Thanks for asking.

Come on in.

Come on in:

Used to tell someone to enter a place, like simply “come in” but with a more emphatic, and at the same time welcoming and polite, tone.

Come on in, the door’s open.

Example: You’re here to exchange gifts = yir here-do exchange gifts.

• I should note, I’m having some digestive distress.

So if I excuse myself abruptly, don’t be alarmed.

To note:

To mention something ib order to draw attention to it.

Please note that this section will be on the test.

Distress:

A state of extreme suffering, pain or unhappiness.

If you are distressed, you’re experiencing suffering that affects your mind or body.

Example: After taking some medicine to help him relieve the pain, he was still on distress.

Excuse oneself/someone:

Used to say politely that one is leaving.

Example: If you may excuse me, it’s time I leave for the meeting.

Be alarmed:

To feel afraid, anxious or disturbed that something unpleasant or dangerous might happen.

Example: Recent news has left the world more and more alarmed about global warming.

• Turn it over.

Turn (something) over:

To turn something, such as a piece of paper, upside down, so that the other side is towards you.

Sorry the napkin’s dirty.

He wiped his mouth with it. = sorry the napkin’s dirty-e wiped-iz mouth with it.

Wipe:

To clean or dry something by using a cloth, your hand, etc.

Example: She wiped his face with a tissue.

• I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?

Leonard Nimoy:

The famous American actor who played the role of Spock in Star Trek.

All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy.

Ovum:

A mature female reproductive cell in humans or other animals that can be fertilized by a male cell.

As you can see, Sheldon’s humor is highly intellectual and full of fancy words.

As he acts disgusted by the fact that Leonard has wiped his mouth with the napkin, he’s basically saying that he could use Leonard’s DNA from the napkin with an ovum to create a baby Leonard.

• Be right back.

I’ll be right back:

Used to say that you’ll return to a place in a brief moment.

• Very thoughtful.

Thoughtful:

Kind and considering of how something will affect someone positively.

Example: Thank you for all your help. It was very thoughtful of you.

• Yeah, and I checked.

Not letting the bike fall on you while standing still is lesson one.

” Not letting the bike fall on you while standing still is lesson one”:

Penny is making fun of Leonard because he let his motorcycle fall on him when he was “standing still” (when he wasn’t moving, which is how he hurt his leg.

• Oh, then I think you’ll appreciate what I got you.

Get something for someone:

To buy a present for someone.

Example: Look at what I got you.

• “101 Totally Cool Science Experiments for Kids. “

101 Totally Cool Science Experiments for Kids:

Leonard’s gift for Penny is a subtle allusion to the fact that,   that she’s not nearly as smart or nerdy as the rest.

• You know, ‘cause you’re so into science.’

To be into something:

To show that you like and have interest in something.

Example: Mark has never been into math like his two brothers, but he really loves languages!

• What did you do? = wha-dih-jew do?