The White Elephant, Episode 27, Fashion"

Mary It’s quiet without Gordon today.

Ceilia It’s nice isn’t it! He said he was going for a fitting but I’m not sure what for though. Ahh, here he comes now.

Mary Good morning Gordon. Bad hair day?!

Gordon Excuse me?

Ceilia Keep your hair on! Don’t forget we’ve got some students coming in for lunch today so none of your old-fashioned dishes … give them something contemporary - modern.

Gordon Leave it to me. I’m down with the kids.

Mary You’ve got it covered?!

Gordon Yes I have… oh I see, you’re referring to this… my new toupee… my wig. I’m just keeping up with the fashion.

Mary And what fashion is that then?

Gordon A new hair style - these are all the rage - the women love it.

Mary
After a fashion .

Ceilia I thought that wigs were a bit… old hat . And if you are going to cook in that, then wear it under this hat, for now

Gordon I knew you two couldn’t handle my new fashion statement .

Ceilia You’re being a fashion victim - we liked the old you.

Gordon Well you’re stuck with the new me now. Just leave me to cook!

Mary Ooops, looks like you’ve made a fashion faux pas …

Ceilia … there appears to be hair in the soup!

Peter Hair in the soup? Keep your voice down… everyone will want one.