The White Elephant, Episode 21, Clean"

Ceilia Can I have word with you all, please?

Mary What’s the matter Ceilia? You look worried.

Ceilia I am. That was the council. They’re sending a health inspector here to check the kitchen out.

Gordon Really! Well there’s nothing to worry about where I’m concerned. I think you’ll find everything over here is spick and span .

Mary It’s your personal hygiene I’d be worried about, Gordon!

Peter What time is this health inspector coming?

Ceilia Don’t know. It’s a spot check - it could happen at any time. So, let’s get to work. I want this place as clean as a whistle . There’s a layer of grease on that bit. And on that bit.

Gordon There you go - spotless ! You could eat your dinner off that .

Peter
Why would you eat your dinner off the cooker when we’ve got plates?

Mary
Look, Gordon - are you going to help us clean the rest of the kitchen?

Gordon Why? I didn’t make that area dirty.

Mary If we don’t get a clean bill of health , the council could shut us down.

Gordon
Ahh, yes, then I could work in a proper restaurant where the chefs cook and the cleaners clean.

Ceilia A car’s just pulled up - it could be the health inspector.

Gordon
Well, we’ve done our best Ceilia - under the circumstances.

Ceilia
Hmm… doesn’t look too bad… oh!

Gordon Ah… yes, well… I can explain…

Mary Gordon, looks like you need to clean your act up !

Ceilia
Well said, Mary. Shall we start with a clean slate ? Quickly!