The White Elephant, Episode 25, Brave"

Listen everyone I’ve just heard on the radio, the police are looking for a criminal who was last seen in this area.

We need to keep an eye out for him.

Oh no - you don’t think he might come here do you?

Oh yes, no doubt he’ll have a three-course meal while he waits for the police to catch him.

Not if he’s eating your cooking Gordon.

Anyway Ceilia, what does he look like?

Well, the police say he’s about Gordon’s height, he’s got a slightly reddish face and is wearing a silly hat.

Well, don’t all look at me.

and he’s got glasses and he also has a moustache.

A moustache, Sounds like a proper criminal he no doubt slits the throats of his victims killed his mother and doesn’t pay his taxes.

When I see him I’ll make sure he gets his comeuppance .

You’re all mouth and no trousers Gordon.

Anyway, everyone back to work and remember we need to keep an eye out for him.

Are you a bit nervous Gordon?

No I’ve had to deal with customers that are worse than criminals.

The the the man I think he’s out there table 3.

OK, stay calm.

Peter, go get Ceilia.

Gordon go and see if he’s out there.

Come on are you a man or a mouse ?

He might have a knife or a gun he could be dangerous.

Come on what are you made of?

I thought you were my knight in shining armour!

I’ll see if it’s him.

False alarm!

It’s not him!

Right, I’m going out there.

How dare we have customers in here trying to look like dangerous criminals.

I was that close to handing him over to the police.

Don’t bother.

When did I say he was a dangerous criminal?

The police are looking for a thief who was shoplifting.

Hmmm, I think it’s safer if you stay in the kitchen Gordon!

Is that wise?

It’s his cooking that’s criminal!