۲۶ - در گمرک

At the Customs

Customs Officer: Good morning. Can I see your passport?

Clark: Certainly. Here it is.

C. O.: Yes, that’s all right. Have you got anything to declare?

Clark: Yes, I have. I’ve got some whisky and some cigarettes.

C. O.: How much whisky have you got?

Clark: A litre.

C.O: That’s all right. And how many cigarettes have you got?

Clark: Two hundred.

C.O.: Fine. What about perfume?

Clark: Er…No, I haven’t.

C.O.: Good. Open your case, please.

Clark: Pardon?

C.O.: Open your case, please. Open it now! Oh, dear! Look at this! You’ve got three bottles of whisky, four hundred cigarettes and a lot of perfume!

Clark: Does that mean I can’t go?