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Movie Star

And now with a 3, a 2 and a 1:

Welcome to “Movie Star” episode 2, part 2.

This is Chris and we’ll begin where we left off last time. Last time in Movie Star part 1 or episode 1, you were at the airport.

You are angry. You yell at the agent, “I’ve been waiting 7 and a half hours. I’m tired and I’m pissed off. I want another flight”.

The agent recognizes you, because you are a famous movie star.

Who recognizes you? The agent, the airline agent recognizes you.

Who does the agent recognize? You, the agent recognizes you, because you are a famous movie star.

Why does the agent recognize you? Because, because you are a famous movie star.

What kind of star are you? You are a famous movie star.

Are you a television star? Or a movie star? Movie, you’re a movie star and the agent recognizes you because you are a famous movie star.

Recognizes means knows, the agent knows who you are.

The agent saw you in movies, so the agent knows who you are.

The agent recognizes you.

The agent recognizes you because you are a famous movie star.

Who recognizes who? The agent recognizes you.

You are a movie star. The agent recognizes you because you are a famous movie star.

Are you a famous television star? No, not a famous television star.

Are a famous radio star? No, not that either. Not a radio star.

How about a movie star? Yes, you are a movie star.

The agent recognizes you because you are a famous movie star.

She says, “I’m so sorry, we’ll get you on another flight”.

Who says, “I’m so sorry”? She does. She says, “I’m so sorry”.

Who, who says, “I’m so sorry”? She says, “I’m so sorry”.

Who is she? She is the agent.

She says, “I’m so sorry, we’ll get you on another flight”.

What will they get you on? Another flight, they’ll get you on another flight because the agent recognizes you, because you are a famous movie star.

Is the agent sorry or happy? The agent is sorry, she says, “I’m so sorry”.

She says, “I’m very sorry”, “I’m so sorry; we’ll get you on another flight”.

She looks on her computer and finds another flight in 4 hours.

Who looks on her computer? She does.

Who is she? She’s the agent.

What does she look on? She looks on her computer.

Hmm, what does she find? What does she find on her computer? She finds another flight in 4 hours.

She finds you another flight.

When is the flight? In 4 hours, the flight is in 4 hours.

Is the flight in 2 hours? No, not 2 hours.

Is the flight in 7 hours? No, not 7.

How many hours is the flight in? 4, the flight is in 4 hours.

She looks on her computer and finds another flight in 4 hours.

Where did she find the other flight? On her computer, she found another flight on her computer.

When is the flight? It’s in 4 hours.

She looks on her computer and finds another flight in 4 hours.

The agent recognizes you because you are a famous movie star.

Does she see you are? Yes, she sees who you are.

Does she know who you are? Yes, she knows who you are.

Does she recognize who you are? Yes, she recognizes who you are. She recognizes you.

The agent recognizes you because you are a famous movie star.

She says, “I’m so sorry, we’ll get you on another flight”.

Is she so sorry or a little sorry? She is so sorry, she is very sorry.

She’s not a little sorry, she’s so sorry.

“We’ll get you on another flight”.

She looks on her computer and finds another flight in 4 hours.

She says, “I have booked you on the next flight in 4 hours”.

What did she do? What did the agent do? She booked you on the next flight in 4 hours.

She made you a reservation.

She made you a reservation on the next flight in 4 hours.

She booked you, which means she made you a reservation.

She says, “I have booked you on the next flight in 4 hours. Here is your new boarding pass”.

Who booked you on the next flight? She did, the agent did. The agent booked you on the next flight in 4 hours.

Did she book you on the next flight in 9 hours or 4 hours? 4 not 9, she booked you on the next flight in 4 hours.

She said, “I have booked you on the next flight in 4 hours. Here is you new boarding pass”.

What did she give you? She gave you your new boarding pass.

She said, “Here is you new boarding pass”.

Whose boarding pass? Your boarding pass, she gave you your new boarding pass.

What did she give you? Did she give a boarding pass or a leaving pass? A boarding pass, not a leaving pass, she gave you a boarding pass.

A boarding pass is a kind of ticket; it’s a ticket with a seat number.

She gave you a boarding pass.

She said, “I have booked you on the next flight in 4 hours. Here is you new boarding pass”.

Did she give you a new boarding pass or an old boarding pass? New, she gave you a new boarding pass.

Here is your new boarding pass; here is your new boarding ticket. Here is your new boarding pass.

You take the ticket and wait in a bar.

Who takes the ticket? You do.

Where do you wait? You wait in a bar.

You take the ticket and you wait in a bar.

Does Chris wait in a bar? No, Chris doesn’t wait in a bar.

He didn’t wait in the bar.

Hmmm, how about Brad Pitt, does Brad Pitt wait in the bar? No, not Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt didn’t wait in the bar.

You take the ticket and you wait in the bar.

Where do you wait? Do you wait in the bathroom? No, no the bathroom.

Do you wait at the gate? No, not at the gate.

Hmm, where do you wait? You wait in a bar.

You take the ticket and wait in a bar.

You drink 62 bears and get very drunk.

Who gets drunk? You do.

How drunk do you get? Very drunk, you get very drunk.

How do you get drunk? You drink 62 bears.

How many? 62.

How many bears do you drink? You drink 62 bears.

Do you eat the bears or do you rink the bears? You drink the bears and get very drunk.

Do you drink 52 bears or 62 bears? 62, you drink 62 bears and get very drunk.

Does Brad Pitt drink 62 bears? No, not Brad Pitt.

Does A.J. drink 62 bears? No, not A.J., not this time.

How about Chris? Does Chris drink 62 bears? No, not even Chris.

You, you drink 62 bears and get very drunk.

How drunk? Very drunk.

You drink 62 bears and get very drunk.

4 hours later you go to the gate to catch your flight.

What happens 4 hours later? 4 hours later you go to the gate to catch your flight.

Where do you go? You go to the gate.

What do you do? You go to the gate to catch your flight.

The gate is the door where you get on the plane.

So you go to the gate to get on the plane.

You go the gate; you go to the gate to catch your flight.

You go to the gate to get your flight.

You go the gate to get on the plane.

4 hours later you go to the gate to catch your flight.

Why do you go to the gate? To catch your flight.

Do you want to get on the plane? Yes, you want to get on the plane.

You want to catch your flight.

4 hours later you go to the gate to catch your flight.

Do you go 7 hours later or 4 hours later? 4, not 7, you go 4 hours later. You go to the gate to catch your flight.

But you are drunk, so you walk very slowly.

You are drunk, so you walk very slowly.

Who is drunk? You are.

How about Chris? No, not Chris.

How about A.J.? Is A.J. drunk? No, not this time, not A.J. you, you are drunk.

What happens when you walk to the gate? You walk very slowly.

Do you walk quickly or do you walk slowly? You walk very slowly.

You are drunk, so you walk very slowly.

Because you walk so slowly, you’re late and you miss your flight.

Do you miss your bus or do you miss your flight? Your flight, you miss your flight because you walk so slowly.

Do you run slowly or walk slowly? You walk slowly, you walk so slowly.

Because you walk so slowly, you’re late and you miss your flight.

When you get to the gate, the plane is already leaving.

What happens when you get to the gate? The plane is already leaving.

When you get to the gate, the plane is already leaving.

Who gets to the gate? You do, you get to the gate.

What happens when you get to the gate? The plane is leaving, the plane is already leaving.

What’s leaving? The plane.

Where is it leaving from? It’s leaving from the gate.

Because you walk so slowly, you’re late and you miss your flight.

When you get to the gate, the plane is already leaving.

You yell, “Demn it! I missed my flight”.

Who yells, “Damn it!”? You do, you yell, “Demn it! I missed my flight”.

Did you miss your flight or did you miss your bus? You missed your flight.

You did not miss your bus.

Did you yell, “Wops! I missed my flight”? No, not wops! Did you yell, “Great! I missed my flight”.

No, no you didn’t. You didn’t yell, “Great! I missed my flight”.

Did you yell, “Ok, I missed my flight”? No, not that, not that either. You didn’t yell, “Ok, I missed my flight”.

You yell, “Demn it! I missed my flight”.

Did A.J. yell, “Damn it!”? No, not A.J.

Hmm, how about Brad Pitt? Did Brad Pitt yell, “Damn it!”? No, not Brad.

Hmm, who was it? Who was that yelled, “Damn it! I missed my flight”? You did, you yelled, “Demn it! I missed my flight”.

You yell, “Demn it, I missed my flight”.

You are drunk and angry.

Who, who is drunk and angry? You are. You are drunk and you are angry.

Are you happy and drunk? No, no you aren’t. You aren’t happy and drunk.

Are you sad and drunk? No, not sad, not sad and drunk.

Are you drunk and angry? Yes, you’re drunk and angry.

Who is drunk? You are, you’re drunk.

Who’s angry? You are, you’re angry.

Are you drunk? Yes, you’re drunk.

Are you angry? Yes, you’re angry.

Are you sober? No, you’re not sober. You’re drunk, sober means not drunk.

You are drunk and angry.

The agent is afraid. She calls airport security.

Who calls? The agent.

Who does the agent call? She calls airport security.

What is the agent? She is afraid.

Why? Why is she afraid? Because you are drunk and angry, the agent is afraid because you are drunk and angry.

She calls airport security.

Who does she call? Airport security, she calls airport security.

What about Brad Pitt? Does the agent called Brad Pitt? No, she doesn’t.

How about Chris? Does the agent call Chris? No, not Chris.

Uhmm, how about Christian? Does the agent call Christian? No, not Christian, she doesn’t call Christian.

The agent doesn’t call Christian, she calls airport security, security is a sort of private police. It’s like the police but they’re private.

She calls airport security.

You yell, “Demn it! I missed my flight”.

You are drunk and angry.

The agent is afraid. She calls airport security.

26 security officers run to the gate.

How many, how many officers? 26.

How many what? 26 officers, 26 security officers.

What do the officers do? They run to the gate.

Hmm, do they walk or do they run to the gate? They run.

Do they walk? No, no they don’t, they run. The security officers run to the gate.

How many? 26.

How many security officers? 26 security officers run to the gate.

Do the officers run to the airport or do they run to the gate? The gate, they are in the airport but they run to the gate.

26 security officers run to the gate.

They grab you and take you away.

Who, who grabs you? 26 security officers, 26 security officers garb you.

They grab you and take you away.

Who is taken away? You are, you are taken away.

Who takes you? The security officers, 26 security officers, they grab you and take you away.

Do they take you to the airplane? No, not the airplane.

Do they take you to the gate? No, not the gate.

Do they you to the bus? No, not the bus, they don’t take you to the bus.

They take you away.

They gram you and take you away.

However, one officer one recognizes you.

What? One officer recognizes you.

Hmm, what happens? One officer recognizes you.

However one officer recognizes you.

Who is recognized? Is Chris recognized? No, not Chris, you, you are recognized.

However one officer recognizes you.

Who recognizes you? Is it Brad Pitt? No, not Brad Pitt, it’s the officer.

It’s one officer, one officer recognizes you.

He says, “Wow! You’re a famous movie star”.

Who says, “Wow!”? One officer, one officer who recognizes you says, “Wow! You’re a famous movie star”.

So who’s a famous movie star? You’re a famous movie star.

You are a famous movie star.

He says, “Wow! You’re a famous movie star”.

Are you a famous movie star or are you a famous television star? You’re a famous movie star, not a famous television star.

He says, “Wow! You’re a famous movie star”.

The officers are all very happy to meet you.

Are they happy to meet you or are they happy to meet Brad Pitt? You, the officers are all very happy to meet you.

Are some of the officers happy to meet you? No, not some, all. The officers are all very happy to meet you, all of them are very happy to meet you.

The officers are all very happy to meet you.

Are they sad to meet you? No, not at all, no, no they aren’t.

The officers are very happy to meet you.

They are not very sad to meet you.

They’re not sad to meet you.

They are all very happy to meet you.

Who do they meet? They meet you.

They meet you, you’re a famous movie star and they are very happy to meet you.

Why? Why are the officers all very happy to meet you? Because you’re a movie star, you’re a famous movie star and the officers like famous movie stars.

The officers are all very happy to meet you.

The officers are all very happy to meet you.

They say, “We’ll help you”.

What do they say? We’ll help.

Who will they help? They will help you, they’ll help you.

They say, “We’ll help you”.

Who will be helped? You will.

Who will you be helped by? You will be helped by the officers.

The officers say, “We’ll help you”.

They say, “We will, we will help you, we’ll help you”.

Help who? You.

Who will? They will.

Who are they? The officers.

The officers say, “We’ll help you”.

They say, “We’ll help you”.

Who will be helped? Will Brad Pitt be helped? No, no he won’t, Brad Pitt will not be helped by the officers.

Will Chris be helped? No, not Chris, they won’t help Chris.

They say, “We’ll help you”.

They say, “We’ll help you. We have a police airplane and we can fly you home”.

What do the officers have? They have a plane.

What can the officers do? They can fly you home.

How? How can they fly you home? They can fly you home with the airplane.

They can fly you home with the police airplane

Will they fly you home or will they bus you home? Fly, the police will fly you home with a police airplane.

Will they use a police bus? No, not a police bus, they will use a police airplane.

They say, “We have a police airplane and we can fly you home”.

Who is going to fly home? You are, you will fly home.

You will be flown home by the police.

You will be flown home by the police.

You will be flown home by the police airplane.

They say, “We have a police airplane and we can fly you home”.

Now, who was happy to meet you? The officers, the officers were happy to meet you.

They were all happy to meet you.

The officers are all very happy to meet you.

They say, “We’ll help you. We have a police airplane and we can fly you home”.

You are very happy.

What are you? Very happy, you are very happy, you’re very happy.

Who’s happy? You are.

Hmm, how about A.J.? Is A.J happy? No, not A.J, it wasn’t A.J. that was happy.

What about that Brad Pitt? Was Brad Pitt happy? No, it wasn’t Brad. It wasn’t Mr Pitt.

It was you, you were very happy.

You are very happy. You are very happy.

All of you have a big party inside the police airplane.

Where do you have a party? In the airplane, inside the airplane, a big party inside the police airplane.

What kind of airplane? Police.

What kind of airplane was it? It was a police airplane.

Who had a big party? All of you, all of you had a big party.

You and the police officers had a big party.

All of you have a big party inside the police airplane.

Did you have a big party or a small party? You had a big party.

Where was the party? Was it inside or outside? Definitely inside, it was inside the airplane, not outside the airplane.

All of you have a big party inside the police airplane.

What kind of plane did you have the party in? What kind of plane? A police plane, a police airplane, you had a big party inside the police airplane.

Was the party in a police bus or a police airplane? Airplane, all of you had a big party inside the police airplane.

6 hours later you finally arrive home.

What happens 6 hours later? You arrive home, you get home, 6 hours later you finally arrive home.

How long does it take? 6 hours.

How many hours later do you get home? You get home 6 hours later.

6 hours later you finally arrive home.

How long does it take? 6 hours, 6 hours later you finally arrive home.

6 hours later you arrive home.

How many hours? 2 or 6? 6 hours, it takes 6 hours, 6 hours later you finally arrive home.

Where? Where do you go after 6 hours? You go home, you arrive home, you get home.

When? When do you finally arrive home? 6 hours later.

Who? Who finally arrives home? You do, you finally arrive home.

Where do you arrive? Home, 6 hours later you finally arrive home.

You are very drunk and very happy.

Who is happy? Is Chris happy? No, not Chris.

What about Brad? What about Brad Pitt? No, it wasn’t Brad; it wasn’t Brad Pitt that was happy.

It was you; you are very drunk and very happy.

Why are you happy? Because you’re home, because you’re home and you’re drunk.

You are very drunk and very happy, you are very happy because you’re home.

You have arrived at home.

Are you very sober and very happy? No, you aren’t sober, you’re drunk, you are very drunk and very happy.

Who’s happy and drunk? You are.

Why are you happy? Because you’re home, 6 hours later you finally arrive home, you are very drunk and very happy.

So this the end of episode 2 of the Movie star, let’s do the final read through:

Movie Star

One day you’re walking on the street, you bump into Brad Pitt.

He looks at you and says, “Wow! You are amazing. Wow! You are amazing. Come with me to Los Angeles. I will make you a movie star”.

You go to LA and become a famous movie star.

You are rich, everybody loves you.

But you have a problem. You are lonely in LA.

You miss your friends, so you decide to fly home and visit your friends and family.

You get a first class ticket because you are rich.

However when you get to the airport your flight is delayed.

The ticket agent says, “I’m sorry, your flight is delayed 7 and a half hours”.

You wait. After 7 and a half hours an agent says, “I’m sorry but the flight has been canceled”.

You are angry, you yell at the agent, “I’ve been waiting 7 and a half hours. I’m tired and I’m pissed off. I want another flight”.

The agent recognizes you because you are a famous movie star.

She says, “I’m so sorry, we’ll get you on another flight”.

She looks on her computer and finds another flight in 4 hours.

She says, “I have you booked in the next flight in 4 hours, here is your new boarding pass”.

You take the ticket and wait in the bar.

You dink 62 bears and get very drunk.

4 hours later, you go to the gate to catch your flight but are drunk, so you walk very slowly.

Because you walk so slowly you’re late and you miss your flight.

When you get to the gate the plane is already leaving.

You yell, “Damn it! I missed my flight”.

You are drunk and angry.

The agent is afraid. She calls airport security.

26 security officers run to the gate. They grab you and take you away.

However one officer recognizes you. He says, “Wow! You’re a famous movie star”.

The officers are all very happy to meet you.

They say, “We’ll help you. We have a police airplane and we can fly you home”.

You are very happy.

All of you have a big party inside the police airplane.

6 hours later you finally arrive home, you are very drunk and very happy.