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Miss, your salad.

Mmm, looks good! I’m positively famished.

And for you, sir.

Thank you.

Enjoy.

Thank you.

I can’t believe she’s on a date with me! I’m so lucky! I must be the luckiest guy in the world!

I want to scream at the top of my lungs, ” I’m the luckiest dude in the world!

” Oh, shut up! Don’t be such a dumb ass. She’s so hot. Wait, I can’t say that. That’s sexist.

She’s so hot, She’s making me sexist. Oh my god! I’m such a tool. Okay, get it together.

Uhh, she’s eating salad. Oh right, I have a salad. Oh, crap! Which fork do I use? Dammit!

She’s going to think I’m a moron. What the hell are all these forks for? Which one did she use?

Okay, chill. be cool, be cool. Just take a fork.

eat your salad.

I.

Mmmm Sorry, you were saying?

You’re eating my salad.

Oh, yes, it’s delicious.