مکالمه

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Captain, we’re under attack by an unidentified ship.

Damage report.

We’ve sustained heavy damage to the engines.

We’ve lost our warp drive.

We’ll have to attempt to make contact. This is Captain Picard of the Starship Enterprise. We don’t wish to engage. What is the nature of this attack?

I am Captain Kor of the ship Klothos. Your ship attacked our search party.

No! You’re not doing it right! Kor doesn’t sound like that. His voice is deeper!

I am Captain Kor of the ship Klothos. Your sh.

No! If you can’t do a Klingon voice, I’ll have to find a more serious Star Trek fan actor who actually can, OK?

But, but I already bought the Klingon suit! And the wig.