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Movie Star

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Hello, this is Chris and welcome to the mini story, mini story part 1 for “Movie Star” One day you are walking on the street.

Who’s walking on the street? You are. You are walking on the street.

Are you walking on the street or am I walking or the street? You, you are. You are walking on the street. I’m not walking on the street.

Am I running on the street? No, I’m not running on the street.

Are you running on the street? No, you aren’t. You aren’t running on the street.

Who is running on the street? No one, no one is running on the street.

You are walking on the street.

Are you walking on the street or are you running on the street? You’re walking. You are walking. You are not running on the street.

Who’s running on the street? No one is running on the street.

Who’s walking on the street? You are. You are walking on the street.

Are you walking on the side walk or the street? The street, you’re walking on the street.

Who’s walking on the side walk? No one, no one’s walking on the side walk. You are walking on the street.

Now, are you walking on the moon or are you walking on the street? The street, you’re walking on the street.

How about the side walk? Who is walking on the side walk? No one, no one is walking on the side walk.

Hmm, who’s walking on the moon? No one, nobody is walking on the moon. No one is walking on the moon.

One day you are walking on the street.

One day you’re walking on the street. You bump into Brad Pitt.

Who bumps into Brad Pitt? You bump into Brad Pitt.

Who? You do. You bump into Brad Pitt.

You bump into him. You bump into Brad Pitt.

Do you walk into Brad Pitt? No, not walk, you bump into Brad Pitt.

You bump into Brad Pitt.

Do you bump into me? No, not me, you don’t bump into Chris.

You bump into Brad Pitt.

Who? Brad Pitt.

You bump into Brad Pitt.

Who bumps into Brad Pitt? You do, you bump into him.

One day you are walking on the street. You bump into Brad Pitt.

Do I bump into Brad Pitt? No, I don’t.

Do you bump into me? No, not me, you bump into Brad Pitt.

One day you’re walking on the street, you bump into Brad Pitt.

He looks at you and says, “Wow! You are amazing”.

Who, who looks at you? Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt looks at you.

What does he say? He says, “Wow!” he says, “Wow! You are amazing”.

He looks at you and says, “Wow! You are amazing”.

Who says, “Wow! You are amazing”? He does. Brad Pitt does.

Brad Pitt says, “Wow! You are amazing”.

Does Brad Pitt say Chris is amazing? No, not me, he says you are amazing.

He says, “Wow! You are amazing”.

Does he say, “Wow! You are OK”? No, not OK.

Does he say, “Wow! You are bad”? No, not bad.

Does he say, “Wow! You are amazing”? Yes, he says, “Wow! You are amazing”.

He looks at you and says, “Wow! You are amazing”.

Does he look at you and say, “Wow! You are awesome”? No, not awesome.

Does he say, “Wow! You are outstanding”? No, he doesn’t say, ‘Wow! You are outstanding”.

Does he say, “Wow! You are awe full”? No, not awe full, no, not “Wow! You are awe full” He says, “Wow! You are amazing”.

He looks at you and says, “Wow! You are amazing”.

“Come with me to Los Angeles”.

Who, who says, “Come with me to Los Angeles”? He does, Brad Pitt does.

Brad does? or Mr Pitt does? Mr Pitt, the movie star does.

He says, “Come with me to Los Angeles”.

Does he say, “Go with me to Los Angeles” or “Come with me to Los Angeles”? He says, “Come with me”. He says, “Come with come with me to Los Angeles”.

Does he say, “Come with me to New York”? No, not New York.

Does he say, “Come with me to Chicago”? No, not Chicago.

Does he say, “Come with me to Los Angeles”? Yes, he says, “Come with me to Los Angeles”.

Does he say, “Go with Chris to Los Angeles”? No, not go with Chris to Los Angeles.

Does he say, “Go with A.J. to Los Angeles”? No, not A.J.

Hmmm, how about, does he say, “Go with Christian to Los Angeles”? Hmm, not Christian either. He doesn’t say, “Go with Christian to Los Angeles”.

He says, “Come with me. Come with me to Los Angeles. I will make you a movie star”.

Who will make you a movie star? Brad Pitt, Mr Pitt, Brad. Brad says, “I will make you a movie star”.

“I will make you a movie star”.

Does he say, “I will make you a movie star and a TV star”? No, he says, “I will make you a movie star”.

He doesn’t say, “I will make you a TV star”.

I will make you a movie star.

Who is Brad Pitt going to make a movie star? Is he going to make A.J. a movie star? No, not A.J. he is not going to make A.J. a movie star.

Will he make Christian a movie star? No, not Christian, he will not make Christian a movie star.

How about Chris? Will he make Chris a movie star? No, not Chris, no, he won’t make me a movie star.

He will make you a movie star.

Brad Pitt says, “I will make you a movie star”.

One day you are walking on the street, you bump into Brad Pitt.

Who, who bumps into Brad Pitt? You do, you bump into Brad Pitt. You meet Brad Pitt.

You see him and bump into him on the street.

You bump into Brad Pitt.

Who, who do you bump into? Brad Pitt.

Who bumps into Brad Pitt? You do. You bump into Brad Pitt. You meet Brad Pitt.

He looks at you and says, “Wow! You are amazing”.

Who is amazing? You are, you are amazing.

He says, “Wow! You are amazing. Come with me to Los Angeles.” Who is going with Brad Pitt to Los Angeles? You are. Brad Pitt wants you to go to Los Angeles.

He wants you to with him to Los Angeles.

He says, “Come with me to Los Angeles. I will make you a movie star”.

Who is going to become a movie star? You are. You will become a movie star.

Brad Pitt will make you a movie star.

He says, “Come with me to Los Angeles. I will make you a movie star”.

You go to LA and become a famous movie star.

Who goes to LA? You do, you go to LA.

What do you do in LA? You become a famous movie star.

You go LA and become a famous movie star.

Does A.J. go to LA? No, A.J. doesn’t. No he doesn’t. No A.J. doesn’t go to LA.

Does Chris go to LA and become a famous movie star? No, no he doesn’t. No, Chris doesn’t.

No Chris doesn’t go to LA and he doesn’t become a famous movie star.

You go; you go to LA and become a famous movie star.

Who? You.

Where? LA.

What? A famous movie star.

You go to LA.

Where do you go? You go to LA, LA, you go to Los Angeles.

What do you do? You become a famous movie star.

You go to LA and become a famous movie star.

Do you go to LA and become a famous TV star? No, not TV.

Hmmm, how about radio? Do you go to LA and become a famous radio star? No, not radio, not TV.

You go to LA and become a famous movie star.

Movie, not television, not radio, but movie.

You become a famous movie star.

Do you become a famous actor? Hmm, yes, you do become a famous actor.

You become a famous actor on film.

You become a famous actor and a famous movie star, a famous actor for movies.

You go to LA and become a famous movie star.

You are rich, rich. You are rich. Hmm. Who’s rich? You are rich.

Is Chris rich? No, I’m not rich. No, Chris is not rich.

Who, who is rich? You are rich.

You go to LA and become a famous movie star.

You are rich. Are you poor or are you rich? Rich, you are rich now. You are rich.

You are not poor.

Are you wealthy? Yes, you are wealthy.

You are rich. You are wealthy.

Rich means wealthy.

You are rich.

You are wealthy. You are not poor.

Everybody loves you.

You are rich. Everybody loves you.

Who loves who? Everybody loves you.

You are rich and everybody loves you.

Who is rich? You are.

Who does everybody love? They love you. Everybody loves you.

They love you. They love you.

You are rich. Everybody loves you.

Does everybody love Chris? No, not everybody.

Does everybody love Brad Pitt? No, not everybody.

Does everybody love A.J.? Hmmm, no, not even A.J.

Everybody loves you.

Everybody doesn’t love Chris.

Everybody doesn’t love Brad Pitt.

Everybody doesn’t love A.J.

But everybody loves you. They love you.

So, now you go to LA and become a famous movie star.

You are rich, everybody loves you.

But, but you have a problem.

You are lonely in LA. You are lonely in Los Angeles.

Who has a problem? Does Chris have a problem or do you have a problem? You do, you have a problem.

Does A.J. have a problem? No, not A.J. you, you have a problem.

Do you have a solution? No, not a solution, a problem, the opposite of problem is solution.

You don’t have a solution. You have a problem.

Who has a problem? You do.

What do you have? You have a problem.

You have a problem.

You are lonely in LA.

Are you lonely in LA or are you happy in LA? Lonely, you are lonely in LA.

Who? You are.

What? You are lonely. You are lonely in LA.

What? What are you in LA? You are lonely in LA.

You have a problem. You are lonely in LA.

You miss your friends. You miss your friends.

You miss your friends. You are lonely in LA.

What do you miss in LA? You miss your friends.

You are lonely in LA and you miss your friends.

What? What do you miss? You miss your friends.

Your friends, you miss your friends.

So, so, you decide to fly home and visit your friends and family.

You are lonely in LA. You miss your friends.

So you decide to fly home and visit your friends and family.

Who decides to fly home? Does Chris decide or does A. J. decide? No, not Chris, no, not A.J. someone else.

Who? Who decides to fly home? You, you decide to fly home and visit your friends and family.

You decide to fly home and visit your friends and family.

Do you fly home or do you walk home? You fly home. You don’t walk home.

Do you fly? Or do you drive home? You fly home, you don’t drive home.

Hmm, who do you visit? Who do you visit at home? You visit your friends and family.

You fly home and visit your friends and family at home, in the town where your home is. You decide to fly home and visit your friends and family.

What do you decide to do? You decide to fly home.

Who do you decide to fly home and visit? You decide to fly home and visit your friends and family.

You visit your friends and family.

You miss your friends, so you decide to fly home and visit your friends and family.

You get a first class ticket because you are rich.

What kind of ticket do you get? First class., you get a first class ticket.

Do you get a ticket? or do I get a ticket? You do, you get the ticket.

You get the first class ticket.

You get a first class ticket because you are rich.

Why? Why do you get a first class ticket? Because you are rich, because you have lots of money.

You get a first class ticket because you are rich.

What kind of ticket is it? It’s a ticket to fly home. It’s a ticket to fly home and visit your friends and family.

You get a first class ticket because you are rich.

Do you get a first class ticket because you are rich or because you are poor? Because you are rich, you are rich. You are not poor.

You’re not poor, you’re rich. You get a first class ticket because you are rich.

However when you get to the airport, your flight is delayed.

What happens when you get to the airport? What happens? Your flight is delayed. The flight is delayed.

When you get to the airport, your flight is delayed.

Whose flight? Your flight.

Chris’s flight? No, not Chris’s.

Christian’s flight? No, not Christian’s, your flight.

Your flight is delayed.

It’s not on time, it is delayed.

It will be late, delayed means late.

When you get the airport your flight is delayed.

What’s delayed? The flight.

What’s delayed? Your flight, your flight is delayed.

When? When is the flight delayed? When you get to the airport.

Your flight is delayed when you get to the airport.

The flight is late. The flight is going to be late.

Your flight is delayed.

The ticket agent says, “I’m sorry, your flight is delayed 7 and a half hours”.

What does the ticket agent say? She says, “I’m sorry, your flight is delayed 7 and a half hours”.

Hmm, how many hours? 7 and a half hours? Or 6 and a half hours? 7 and a half.

It is delayed 7 and a half hours.

It is not delayed 6 and a half hours.

It is not delayed 3 and a half hours.

It is not delayed 2 and a half hours.

It’s delayed 7 and a half hours.

What’s delayed? Your flight.

Who says, “I’m sorry”? The ticket agent says, “I’m sorry”.

What is the ticket agent sorry about? The flight being delayed.

The ticket agent is sorry because your flight is delayed 7 and a half hours, a very long time.

The ticket agent says, “I’m sorry, your flight is delayed 7 and a half hours”.

So is the flight on time or is it delayed? The flight is delayed.

Is the flight early? No, not early, the flight isn’t early.

The flight isn’t on time.

The flight is delayed.

Now, how delayed is the flight? 3 hours? No, not 3.

5 and a half hours? No, not 5 and a half.

Hmm, 7 and a half hours? Yes, the flight is delayed 7 and a half hours.

The ticket agent says, “I’m sorry, your flight is delayed 7 and a half hours”.

You wait.

Who waits? You do, you wait.

Does Chris wait? No, no Chris.

Do you and Chris wait? No, not you and Chris.

Do we wait? No, no we don’t, you do. You wait. You wait.

After 7 and a half hours an agent says, “I’m sorry but the flight has been canceled”.

What does the agent say after 7 and a half hours? She says, “I’m sorry but the flight has been canceled”.

Hmm, is the flight going? Is the flight going to leave or has it been canceled? The flight has been canceled, it’s not going.

It’s not going anywhere.

The flight isn’t going anywhere.

The flight has been canceled.

You wait after 7 and a half hours and agent says, “I’m sorry but the flight has been canceled”.

What has been canceled? The flight.

How long did it take to cancel the flight? 7 and a half hours.

What did you do? You waited, you had to wait.

You wait for 7 and a half hours.

Do you wait a short time or a long time? You wait a long time.

7 and a half hours is a very long time.

You wait, after 7 and a half hours an agent says, “I’m sorry but the flight has been canceled”.

You are angry.

Who is angry? You are, you are angry about the flight being canceled.

You are angry about the flight being canceled.

Who is angry? You are.

Is Chris angry? No, Chris isn’t angry. You are angry.

You yell at the agent, “I’ve been waiting 7 and a half hours”.

Who yells at the agent? You do, you yell at the agent.

What do you say? You say, “I’ve been waiting 7 and a half hours”.

You yell at the agent, “I’ve been waiting 7 and a half hours”.

Are you angry or are you happy? You are angry, you are not happy.

You are not happy because? You are not happy because you’ve been waiting 7 and a half hours.

You are angry and you yell.

You yell at the agent, “I’ve been waiting 7 and a half hours. I’m tired and I’m pissed off”.

What are you? Are you tired? Yes, you’re tired.

What else? What else are you? You’re pissed off.

You say, “I’m tired and I’m pissed off”.

Now, are you rested and pissed off? Or tired and pissed off? You’re tired, you’re tired and you’re pissed off.

Are you tired and angry? Or are you tired and happy? You’re tired and angry.

You’re tired and pissed off, pissed off means very angry.

You say, “I’m tired and I’m pissed off. I want another flight”.

Who wants another flight? You do, you want another flight.

What do you want? Another flight, you want to have another flight.

Do you want a flight? Or do you want a ticket? You want a flight. You want a different flight.

You say, “I want another flight”.

You say, “I’m tired and I’m pissed off”.

You say, “I’m tired and I’m pissed off. I want another flight”.

So, this is the end of Movie Star mini story part 1.

Let’s go back and review the text with another read through for the first part:

Movie Star

One day you’re walking on the street, you bump into Brad Pitt.

He looks at you and says, “Wow! You are amazing. Come with me to Los Angeles. I will make you a movie star”.

You go to LA and become a famous movie star.

You are rich, everybody loves you.

But you have a problem. You are lonely in LA.

You miss your friends, so you decide to fly home and visit your friends and family.

You get a first class ticket because you are rich.

However when you get to the airport your flight is delayed.

The ticket agent says, “I’m sorry, your flight is delayed 7 and a half hours”.

You wait. After 7 and a half hours an agent says, “I’m sorry but the flight has been canceled”.

You are angry, you yell at the agent, “I’ve been waiting 7 and a half hours. I’m tired and I’m pissed off. I want another flight”.

So this is the end of Movie Star part 1, you’ll have to continue to Movie Star part 2 to see what happens