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The year is 1988. 15 years from now, you are going to receive an email.

Are you going to receive an email 10 years from now? No, I’m not. I’m going to receive an email 15 years from now.

The email will come from Nigeria.

Where will the email come from? The email will come from Nigeria.

The email will be about a Nigerian astronaut who will be trapped in space.

Will the email be about a Kenyan astronaut? No, it won’t. It will be about a Nigerian astronaut. Where will he be trapped? He will be trapped in space.

He will be trapped in a Soviet space station and will be extremely homesick.

Will he be trapped in a Soviet train station? No, he won’t. He will be trapped in a Soviet space station. And will he be a little homesick? No, he won’t. He will be extremely homesick.

He will also need your help.

What will he also need? He will also need my help.

You probably will not have heard of this because it will be a top-secret military station.

Will you probably have heard of this? No, I probably will not have heard of this. Why not? Because it will be a top-secret military station.

The Soviet Union is going to break up in 1990. And Soviet cosmonauts will be sent back to earth.

When is the Soviet Union going to break up? The Soviet Union is going to break up in 1990 . And who will be sent back to earth? Soviet cosmonauts will be sent back to earth.

However, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde of Nigeria will be left there on the space station.

Where will Air Force Major Abacha Tunde of Nigeria be left? Air Force Major Abacha Tunde of Nigeria will be left there on the space station.

Supplies will be periodically sent to him, so he will remain in good health.

Will supplies be periodically sent to him? Yes, supplies will be periodically sent to him.

And will his health get worse? No, it won’t. He will remain in good health.

The bad news is, he is going to need three million dollars to pay for a return flight.

How much money is he going to need to pay for a return flight? He is going to need three million dollars to pay for a return flight.

And although he will collect 15 million dollars in back pay over 14 years, he will have no way to access this money.

Will he collect 14 million dollars in back pay over 15 years? No, he won’t. He will collect 15 million dollars in back pay over 14 years. And will he have a way to access this money? No, he won’t. He will have no way to access this money.

The email you are going to receive will be from the nephew of the astronaut.

From whom will the email you are going to receive be? The email I am going to receive will be from the nephew of the astronaut.

He will be looking for someone to help.

Will he be looking for someone to hurt? No, he won’t. He will be looking for someone to help.

He is going to need someone to accept a bank transfer of the astronaut’s back pay.

What is he going to need someone to do? He is going to need someone to accept a bank transfer of the astronaut’s back pay.

Then he will send the money to pay for his uncle’s return trip to earth.

What will he send the money to pay for? He will send the money to pay for his uncle’s return trip to earth.

In exchange, he will give 30% of the 15 million dollars as a reward.

In exchange, how much will he give as a reward? He will give 30% of the 15 million dollars as a reward.

This is going to sound like a good deal to you. Will you reply to the email?