چرا نباید ترجمه کنیم!

Hey Par

what’s wrong?

I had a fight with my fiancé

he yelled at me and stormed off.

Come on

Don’t be such a baby

add yourself

To what?

You are much better than him

I said turn him

Turn him?

to what direction?

turn him like break up with him.

You meant dump him?

I can’t do that

I love him.

Stop crying!

Let’s go turn turn.

It will cheer you up.

What’s turn turn?

Like we did in Andarzgoo.

You mean drive around?

No, thank you I’m not in the mood.

Why isn’t he picking up?

Don’t call him

He is such a door of a pit!

you should get his feelings.

Ok, I didn’t understand a word about it.

Doesn’t matter.

Drink this, it will light you.

Light me?

as if I’m a lamp?

Yeah..exactly.

That’s why you shouldn’t translate!

You will make no sense!

Instead of add yourself

He should’ve said:

Pull yourself together

which means

Take control of your emotions.

Pull yourself together

Instead of get his feelings

which is the literal translation of:

He should’ve said:

Take him down.

or

Humiliate him.

or

Humiliate him.

Or if you want to insult somebody and say that

they are completely useless

you can say:

He is a waste of space.

Instead of drink this, it will light you

you can say:

It will cheer you up

or

It will make you feel better.