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I have a roommate

she is a nice girl

but

some things about her really get on my nerves!

For one thing

she doesn’t do her fair share of the housework!

Which is okay

as long as she pays the bills on time!

But no.

she can’t do that

she always puts it off till the last minute!

I once lost my cable

and missed the last episode of game of thrones!

Can you imagine?

I can put up with small flaws

but she sometimes drives me up the wall.

She puts the empty containers

back in to the fridge!

You know how many cereals I have lost

because of the empty milk cartons in the fridge?

You know what bothers me the most?

Noises!

She makes them a lot!

She eats too loudly!

I hate that!

I hate that so much that sometimes

I think about smashing her teeth!

Am I a bad person?

I mean she is very kind and all but

she always listens to music

on her headphones so loud

that I can hear it from the other room!

And she always snaps her gum

and her phone sound is always on!

I mean

I know that she doesn’t do these things on purpose

but they are really irritating.

I have to ask her to move out

don’t I?

Remember

use these phrases

to describe how annoying something is:

It drives me up the wall

It really gets on my nerves

It’s really irritating

It bothers me

Now tell me

what annoying habits irritate you the most?