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What’s up?

I’m thinking about going out.

Going out?

Very good.

But you better be very careful, you know.

Because out there, it’s not that safe.

You’re talking about Coronavirus, right?

Wow!

You better get that.

Yeah…I got time.

Well you don’t have a lot of time.

I get that

Having your head in the cloud

Dude that’s it.

You lost your chance… …

What do you mean?

You could’ve saved it

But you lost your chance

You know…you weren’t quick enough.

It’s alright man.

I got 50 seconds.

‫50

Fifty seconds?

Yeah 50 seconds before bacteria grow on it.

It’s five seconds…

It’s called the five second rule.

I’m pretty sure it’s fifty seconds

No.

It’s five

Come on Kambiz

Do you really think

That any kind of food item that leaves my hands,

No matter where it goes Just hits the surface accumulates all the bacteria around it

Like some parasitic vacuum or something?

Are you off your rocker?

Look man!

The floor…

I have a pet

So what?

So the pet has fur and things going on, alright?

Look man.

I didn’t make the rule, okay?

But the sacred words say

That I have a 50-second period of total immunity

From all the things harmful Including your pets fur

Or whatever was on feet through the journey of the course of the day

That I transferred from my feet to the floor.

All of that man!

Okay stupid punk

In the time we’ve debating this I’m perfectly sure it’s already been 50 seconds

No

Yeah

You know what?

Let’s look this up… …

Do it.

I still have some time man… …

Ha-ha… Look at this… …

Oh…

Wikipedia it’s not that reliable… …

You’re pulling my leg. Right?

What the hell was that?

I’m pretty sure it wasn’t supposed to be eaten.

You added insult to injury.

What did you want to prove?

Oh man

I feel really under the weather… …