آخه آمریکا خیلی خفنه داداش

what up invaders?

This is rock paper scissors kiss Inspired by Rudy Smith

Look at this…

What’s up?

Check this out

Iranian girls are not cool bro.

in America you play Rock paper scissors and the girl booom

becomes your girlfriend.

That’s fake.

You are a joke.

This is real.

He’s done it dozens of times with different girls.

Use your brain once why should a girl do that?

They are paid actresses.

You ask why?

Because they’re Americans and

Americans are cool bro…

This is how the country treats us.

How?

Why should I have only 5 thousand tomans in my pocket?

Tell me?

Because you are out of work.

And that 5 thousand tomans you have there is mine

I lent it to you.

If a company hires you you’ll get laid off first.

No.

why don’t you say that the country hasn’t provided a well-paid job for me?

Because you don’t have any particular skill

and plus you are a lazybones

Nope

because if I lived in America everything would be different.

Oh Is that so?

I’m pretty sure with the ability you have

no matter where you live

you are a nobody.

No.

You don’t get it.

America is cool bro…

Sixpack which you can see

So that’s the first part, the second thing…

Wooow dude.

What is it?

Americans

are fit

good-looking

and awesome.

But….

Bro they’re not.

I mean some of them are but not all of them

What do mean they’re not?

The obesity rate of America is double that of Iran and Europe.

Why do you defend Iran?

Do you really think Iran is the best?

Are you nuts?

Of course it’s not the best.

It’s not even the average.

But the problem is

you think the grass on the other side of the fence is always greener.

Americans

are coooooool broooooo…

You know what?

Let me be honest with you.

You’re a loser.

You have to do something with your life instead of victimizing yourself.

You know You don’t even do something bro.

The problem is you…

The problem is you…

Do you even hear me?