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Five Signs That A Man Likes A Woman

Hey folks.

How are you?

Kambiz’s here again.

And today as I promised I’m gonna talk about men liking women.

Oh God…oh God

I just don’t know why I’m talking about this.

I just don’t.

Because guys are pretty transparent.

And if they like a girl They’ll figure it out.

Why?

Number one

Girls are smart

They find out

They act like they don’t

But the do.

And I’m talking to you girls

Who asked for this video

Number two

We are self-descriptive

Women are obscurely mysterious.

The girl sends you pictures of herself crying

And talking about love

And you ask her out

And she says…

No!

What the hell?

But dudes…

Just look at their faces and that’s it.

But anyway

As I promised…

Let’s talk about 5 signs that a guy likes a girl

Number one

He helps you all the time.

When a man likes a woman

He always helps her.

Hey

Do you need a hand with your bag?

Seems heavy

Hey Janet

Do you need someone to teach you something?

I know some tricks

Hey girl

Do you need a ride?

I can give you one.

That’s a fact.

If a guy likes you

He’s gonna help you all the time.

That’s why I’d like to tell every man in the world

That If you like a girl

And you’re helping her

Don’t do it too much

And just ask her out

Why?

Because if you don’t

You’re gonna end up in her friend zone

Oh boy…that’s horrible.

That’s horrible…because… …

Come on

Really?

So helping her is awesome

But ask her if she’s interested in a relationship or not?

If she is not

It’s okay

Go for another one

Because

Friends?

Really?

Look at me

I’m not talking about the girls, alright?

We as men

We just can’t become friends

Alright?

That’s how our brain is wired

We are not meant to be friends

That’s a fact

And girls

Don’t be fooled

No boy in the world is your friend!

Just…

Anyway

Let’s jump to number 2

He gets really jealous when you talk about another guy

Story time…

Let me tell you a funny story

When I was studying for an associate’s degree.

There was this girl who would call me all the time

One day

She called me

And started to cry

You ask why?

It’s so fu*king cold

Hey

Kambiz…

Hey

What is it?

Are you crying?

A guy calls me and bothers me all the time…

Who?

Who calls you and bothers you all the time?

Tell me

Abolfazl…

Ah…okay

Ummm…

I think you should tell the Conservation of the Collage about it.

You know…

What?

I mean come on

His name was Abolfazl, alright?

It wasn’t some soft name like Kambiz or whatever.

And plus the guy was huge…alright?

So yeah I got jealous

But not that much to sacrifice

My life or something for a girl

Are you kidding me?

Of course that’s a joke.

Or maybe not

But imagine this

His name would be something soft

Like…I don’t know… Arta?

What?

His name is Arta?

I got it

I would just call the guy to meet me on whatever street.

And then I would go down there

And the guy is 2 meters or something

And his weight 150 fu*king kilograms.

He would literally pick me up like this

And throw me in a trash bin

And put the lid on it

Definitely this scene would win

An Oscar for best comedy ever or something.

So anyway

If you talk about a guy

And the guy gets jealous

The guy is into you.

And number 3

He tries to be funny around you

No matter what kind of guy he is

Shy

Confident

Idiot

We dudes…

Try our best

To make the girl we love, laugh.

That’s a fact

And everyone knows about this.

But sometimes I think we overdo it.

You know…

Yeah…he gets some laughs

And she seems interested

In her head she is like:

Okay…he is handsome

He is nice

Maybe I have to give him a chance

But the guy still is rambling and acting all weird

What the hell dude?

So if a guy is weird around you

And he’s doing his best to make you laugh

He’s definitely Into you

Another example is:

When we are in a group

Let’s say 5 guys 5 girls

The guy tells a joke

And immediately

I mean “immediately“

He looks at you

To see what is your reaction

So

You know what I’m talking about.

And number 4

He does everything to impress you

What do people do when they want to impress someone?

They talk about themselves.

I have this job

My family is this and that

If a guy talks about himself

There are two possibilities:

Number 1

He is into you

Number 2

He is a fu*king narcissistic

I hope he just likes you

And he does these things to make you impressed.

But a tip for guys

Just fu*king idiot

Don’t do it, alright?

Just don’t do it

What the hell?

And usually we guys ask about you a lot.

We want to know what you like

Where you’re going

What you’re doing

And we just love to listen to you

And disclaimer

If a guy asks you about your previous relationships

Alright

There is a possibility that he’s not into you

Or maybe he’s an idiot.

Maybe he likes to be around you

Maybe he’s gonna ask you out later

But we guys don’t want to know

About your previous relationships.

I don’t think

A guy is interested into your Previous relationship that much

We some time ask about your previous relationship

We don’t wanna know a lot

We don’t wanna dive super deep

And know everything

Because yeah…

Women are really famous for being jealous

But we men…

If we really like a women

Wow

Our jealousy is beyond imagination.

Number 5

He gives you a lot of compliments.

I’m not talking about jerks

Who gives you compliments to fool you around.

I’m talking about the guys

Who are really

Genuinely

Into you

They like you so much

That they see small subtle change in you.

You change your makeup

They’ll notice it

It could be unique tidbits of your personality.

They’ll notice it

And tell you about it

Because they are paying a lot of attention to you.

Also

Not many guys are great at giving compliments

So keep your ears out

And notice when he says something

That could even be remotely viewed as a compliment.

If you’ve noticed

That he doesn’t compliment other people, but you

He’s probably into you.

That’s it.

See ya…

What do you mean go and tell the conservation?

I mean

That’s their job, right?

They provide security for students

And never annoy them

Because of how they wear clothes

And walk and talk and etc.

You know what I’m talking about, right?

Am I not important to you to take care of me?

Of course…

What?

Whatever

Hey… I just…

What did she say?