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yes?

Good morning maam

This is officer Oniol from the police department.

This is a homicide investigation tending to identify

the victim and the perpetrator of the murder Ms. Blank

since your apartment is right across the street

from the crime scene

we supposed you may have witnessed something

May I take your time to ask a couple of questions?

Oh…the poor guy

Yeah sure.come on in.

THE HELL…!

There was no need to

but thank you

Ms. Blank

May I ask you where were you on the night of Tuesday

August 29th?

I was home actually.

and you didn’t leave your apartment from 7 to 10 pm.

right?

I haven’t left my apartment at all.

I was home the whole day.

I see.

May I ask you to describe your day?

sure

I woke up at 1 pm

and then ordered a burger from The Big Belly

It’s a burger restaurant

and then I watched Two and a half men series.

.Thats it

you only watched TV the whole day?

yeah

I actually watched two seasons of it.

That’s a good series.

It sure is.

Is there anyone who can confirm that you were at home?

that day?

well

I live alone…

any friends who spent the day with you?

oh I got no friends.

Just my cats

.which unfortunately are not able to talk

you know what I mean?

right

And what were you doing around 12 PM on the same day?

oh I again called The Big Belly for take outs

this time i tried to order something different you know?

I usually just order like meatlover

just their normal burger.

But this time I tried to order mushroom burger

with extra cheese on it.

It was a big risk for me.

BIG risk I can say!

obviously. That burger was quite costly!

And?

yes

and some fries with soda.

I mean what did the same day?

yeah

that was the time when I started to watch

the 7th season of Two and a half men.

Ms. Blank

let’s go straight to what you did on Wednesday, all right?

the same thing.

Is there anyone who could confirm you were home?

The big Belly

They obviously have a caller ID display or something

There’s a nice lady who can confirm that.

Just ask about a person who alwayes order french fries

with french sause.

Thats me

any particular name?

Nah

I just call her the Big belly phone lady.

that makes it for me

please continue about your Wednesday…

Oh who am I kidding

you watched Two and a half men didn’t you?

yeah. The ninth season actually.

I intend to finish it till the end of this month.

oh a life goal…I see.

Ms. Blank

this is probably none of my business

but do you have social contact with ANYONE?

-Well I actually do,

I have a date this Saturday.

oh a guy!

I’m happy for you!

yes!

How can you describe the relationship between You two?

my ex-husband.

yikes…

I should just write yikes here.

We want to discuss the custody of our baby.

Ms. Blank do you have a baby on your own?

not my own baby but

our Dog Penny actually gave birth to her

yikes…

I can just say yunks

you seem a little judgy now

a little?

Common this is not called a life!

You are wearing a blanket in front of me,

and it smells!

I should have conducted a homicide investigation

with your house as the crime scene

because you technically killed someone deep inside you.

There’s litterally a cheetoes puff on your shirt!

oh dont you dare put it in your mouth

Don’t be her.

This is not called living a life.