وقتی صدای اشیا رو میشنوی

This is not a regular headset

it tells you the truth when you put it on.

Yeah, like that would really happen!

Ouch

my back really hurts.

What am I hearing?

God damn it!

What’s up with this faucet?

Ouch!

You are hurting me!

What did I do to hurt you?

You can hear me?

Yeah, why not.

Sounds like the crew in Zabanshenas

each have a talent and supposedly

this is mine.

Hearing things.

Well, I hope that’s that

otherwise I’m just insane.

Ok

so I would like to seize the opportunity

and ask you something.

Yeah..sure…go ahead!

I would like you to squeeze us a bit more gently

and of course I am speaking on behalf of

the whole toothpaste community.

aha!

You see?

We’d prefer you people

to press the bottom of us

and gradually move your way up

but never do it from the middle.

That was a very good piece of information.

Is there anything else you would like me to know?

Well actually there are!

That is so s…

Ooh..

Ugh

of course you can talk too.

What is it now?

Hi!

Umm…I have Nyctophobia.

Well first of all

Thank you for not being British.

Second of all

Nyctophobia is…

The fear of darkness ma’m.

I just can’t go In there

it’s so scary in there.

Oh

I see you little fellow!

Sometimes in life

we do have shitty jobs we don’t like really much

but you know what?

There’s something we can do!

Quit?

Get on with it.

What did you think?

Life is a basket full of cherries?

Shush!

To kill a Mocking bird

Chapter 12

Jem was twelve.

He was difficult to live with.

Inconsistent, moody.

His appetite was appealing

and he told me so many times I stop…

Excuse me

Hi

Do you mind if I read it myself?

But this is my job!

Well

How can I put it?

I’d rather the toothpaste read it for me

but certainly not you!

With this awkward accent of yours.

It’s supposed to be Irish!

Clearly is not!

Sorry!

I hope this all ends when I wake up.

Oh..Damn you girl!

Your head weighs the same as

the head of an elephant.

Is she torturing you too?

Damn you girl!