واتزاپ یا تلگرام؟ مسئله این است

Hey Whats App!

Wake up buddy!

What?

Has your VPN stopped working again?

Exactly,

that bloody VPN again.

Listen

Would you send this message to my friend?

not possible

why?

you haven’t even passed by this door

for this last couple of months,

and suddenly you just remembered Wow

there’s another app I could use!

Dude,

you haven’t even said hello to me!

Ok,

how are you?

It doesn’t matter now.

The moment is passed.

BTW there’s a new update you can install or

whatever

Is anything going to change in this new update?

yeah

umm

we added some…

and then…

technically no…

but umm

we made the spying feature a little simpler for us

you know what I mean?

No update then,

send this message for me

or I will install Sourosh

alright alright.

Lemme see what I can do.

just do it!

You sure you want to send this?

Not really,

wait a minute…

Oh no, that was a wrong message

here’s the one that I should send

just send this one!

oops…

too late

What the heck!

What do you mean by too late?

Just delete it!

not possible!

But you can delete messages

after they are delivered,

remember?

fine.

You people.

just wait for 30 seconds,

you can only delete a message

30 seconds after its delivery…

fine

here we go.

hey fellow,

this girl sent you something

but has changed her mind

and deleted it,

what could it be?

mic drop

Why on earth would you do that!

How do you like that?

well I admit it,

that’s fun.

for me not for you.

That’s why I like Telegram!

That guy deletes messages

like they never existed before.

Oh come on man

Don’t name him in front of me!

That douche is constantly changing,

I have a new feature

come and install my new update!

Great souls never change!

That’s exactly why other people prefer it to you.

Dude

I am the only app that

has not been banned for all these years,

I offer voice call,

video call

you can send text messages,

which I really like to read with Mark Zukerburg,

but have I ever asked

even a single penny for all these services?

Huh?

You know what?

Never mind.

I’ll just find another VPN.

OK

This one is for CIA,

this one is for Pentagon,

this one’s for the president of China,

uh Mark

this one is for Mark Zukerburg

should I send something for Putin?

Yeah that guy is a madman.

you don’t wanna mess with a madman.

this one is for Putin!