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That was the best dinner ever!

Thank you

I feel like I’ve fallen in love with you all over again.

Anything for my lady.

oh shit!

what’s wrong?

The total bill is 300 dollars.

That’s a total rip-off

So?

This is a fancy restaurant

what did you expect?

A 2 dollar bill?

kinda!

You are ridiculous

I knew somehow you will

find your way to mess this up again.

listen to me

I have a plan.

Aaa you have a plan!

yeah yeah

I want you to put this on your dish

and scream whenever I asked you to.

Henri

is that a…

Is that a cockroach?

yeah

You are so disgusting!

did you know that?

Do you have a better idea?

yeah

make better life decisions.

what is that supposed to mean?

It means you are cheap.

That’s what it means.

just put that thing on my dish.

yuck

I can’t believe I’m gonna do that.

Yeah yeah yeah, he’s coming.

Shush

Hey…hey sir

Hello?

Good evening

Hi..umm

I wanted to complain about your service.

as you can see there’s a…

Where the hell is that cockroach?

Oh shit

I think it was still alive.

It was what?!?

Oh yeah

I read somewhere that cockroaches can still live

for two weeks after they lost their heads.

that shit is amazing!

You’re joking right?

There’s something on your shoulder ma’am.

I hate you!

I know

Divorcing you once won’t be enough!

I know

Hey The Big belly has 50% off for its lobsters

wanna check it out?

You’re sick.

I know