خانم و آقای اشمیت 3

Have you ever wondered

how did Mr. and Mrs. Schmitt meet?

You can never guess!

Hi

It’s Alan Schmitt.

Samantha

How are you Samantha?

Impress me.

Alright!

I’m 28

I’m an interior designer

boring!

I have got a Cadillac

and a nice beach house in Malibu

I actually designed it myself

and it faces the ocean.

Are you into guns?

No actually no

but I can get you flowers

and I never forget any occasions

so not into guns

Do you want me to get you guns?

Well

actually.

you don’t have to be scared of me

I’m not gonna shoot you!

I have this antique gun and

ammo collection at home.

My favorite is this SSG_69 rifle

that I mostly use when I go deer hunting

you see this

I actually killed it myself with by bare hands.

She’s a hunter

Yes she is.

I can buy you a Jeep Wrangler

It’s the best for driving in the woods.

I prefer my own Kawasaki motorcycle.

shit

Are you a serial killer?

funny

Listen here

I do no cooking

no cleaning

no housekeeping stuff, no laundry

no vacuuming, no lawn mowing

woo woo woo

I don’t expect you to do these things!

Well then what DO you want?

A decent companionship?

Awe, why don’t you get a puppy?

puppies don’t talk

plus they poop and chew things

I don’t get it

what the hell is wrong with you woman?

You are certainly here to find yourself a mate

but all you do is.

I like the way you yell!

You do?

yeah

You’re a quite nice yeller

there’s this vigour in it.

I think I like that.

so, what now?

We are going to go on a second date now?

True.

I let you accept me.

YOU let me?

funny

But fine

I’ll let you let me buzz this thing.

you let me let you?

Who do you think you are?

That is exactly what I am talking about

you want me to use my gun?

because I’m not afraid of using it here!

oh yeah?

now you are trying to scare me with that

toy gun of yours?

How dare you?