آقا و خانوم اشمیت 1

Ellen?

Ellen are you home?

Siri, please read my message.

just got home from work.

Wanna have dinner with me?

Siri reply to her:

I’m having Fondue now.

Don’t bother yourself.

I love you.

your message has been sent.

That’s great!

thank you technology!

I hope you’re coming

cause I’m making you Mac and cheese.

I’m cheating on you now.

Don’t even bother.

I’m sick of you.

What?

Hey, Siri.

Read my massage

Who are you with?

with my co-workers as always.

your message has been sent.

with my co-workers?

I love this Siri.

Your message has been sent.

Wait

what did you send Siri?

I love Siri.

what?

ugh

I hate you!

your message has been sent.

What?

Hello?

so, her name is Siri,huh?

And you hate me?

you got 5 minutes to come home

or I’ll get there myself.

Honey

let me explain.

What’s wrong with her?

Honey..

Look who’s here…

The apple of my eyes arrived home.

Hey…

I can explain, alright?

Just…

So

you were with your co-workers

and you have the guts to say that

to my face?

What? no

Just let me explain

you’ve got an iPhone and ….

I’ve got no iPhone

Duh..!

you must have confused me with that other woman!

Come on!

that’s not even the point!

There’s an operating system in iphones called Siri

she does all the tasks you ask her to do.

I asked her to send you those messages.

So?

Honey

she did it all wrong.

Are you for real?

yeah!

You know what?

Let me show you

Hey Siri

send this message to wifey:

I’m eating Fondue now.

Don’t bother yourself.

I love you.

since I am about to send this message to your wife

would you like me to add a romantic poem to it as well?

Can I…

Can I at least get a blanket?

you know! It’s cold out there in the park.

Get out!

At least let me drink some water

I’m thirsty.

I said get OUT!

What are you?

Yazid or something?

What did you say?

My husband is a cheater!

Oh my God