خانم و آقای اشمیتز 5

What seems to be the problem?

you know

he doesn’t talk.

I see.

why don’t you talk?

I do talk.

Apparently I don’t open up to her.

why don’t you open up to her?

I do, but it’s not like, you know

I always need to share everything.

You know how I found out our goldfish is dead?

I saw the body under his bed.

I just didn’t want you to get upset,

that’s all!

I saw the empty tank

and I didn’t think it

flew away for a trip or something.

Goldfish

they don’t even remember your name

who cares?

guys.

There is no need to argue here.

In this room we talk.

We do not argue.

there is this practical technique for you both

that I’m pretty sure will work perfectly.

James bought a Ferrari today.

Who’s James?

James Batson?

The aggressive guy

who almost does nothing in the company.

Aha.

Good for him.

It’s red.

Interesting.

I felt envious.

I wanted to take his bat

and crush it hard.

why honey?

why?

I’m supposed to have

the fanciest car in the company.

But now he’s the one with the flashy car.

do you understand this?

Then get another “flashy” car.

Problem solved.

Ugh, Samantha

you don’t understand,

I don’t want you to solve anything

I just want you to listen!

that’s it.

What is it, honey?

Nothing.

Why don’t you just watch TV?

The Yankees are playing today.

Nah.

I wanna talk, let’s talk.

What’s up?

I was reading!

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

what’s REALLY up?

tell me

yeah

Samantha

honey, I’m on the phone with Katy.

ugh, you are always talking to Katy,

what about me?

tell me

If she’s so important to you

why don’t you divorce me

and marry her?

I just wanted you to talk to me.

I need someone to talk.

What have you done to my husband?

I want my old husband back!