آقا و خانوم اشمیت 2

Would you like a twin size bed or a single bed?

Single-bedded room is ok!

It’s too cold out there

how can he deal with it in a park?

This is life!

This is amazing

Damn!

I must do this more often.

Yeah

Wish I at least give him a blanket

let me text him an tell him to grab something.

Hey siri

whatever

I don’t trust you anymore.

Would you like me to send this massage to your wife?

No

what is your freaking problem Siri?

You are using iphone 5 plus

order iphone 12

otherwise I will send this message to your wife.

Alright…alright

damn you Steve Jobs

What did you just say?

Nothing just..just read my message please.

You can come and get a blanket

or whatever if you’re cold!

Not a chance!

Alright

No love

I can put up with the coldness of my body

how can I deal with the coldness of your heart towards me?

Let me freeze out here.

It’s fine

So cold out here!

Maybe I overreacted a little bit!

Come on

Cheating is not joke.

Let him get what he deserves!

A dish of honey garlic shrimp

for the main

Yes sir

Tir…

Tiramisu

Tira..miz..ok

Tiramisu for the dessert and…

A mojito with extra ice

Excellent choice

Thank you

I love you man!

You are my best friend!

Even Huskies can’t make it out there.

Let me text him to come back.

I’ve always loved you!

That was fantastic!

Fan..tas..tic!

You can come home.

No honey

I deserve this!

I mean…

this.

I’ll see you tomorrow morning!

Ahhh man

Hey honey

Hey

Can’t say how sorry I am honey!

I hope you are forgiving me!

It’s ok!

How did you sleep last night?

It wasn’t easy honey

not at all

Can’t imagine what I’ve been through!

there was a moment a dog started to chase me!

just like the way Leonardo Dicaprio dealt with that bear

in “the revenant”.

Then I was about to sleep

a rabble showed up out of nowhere

and scared the hell out of me!

Anyway

that was hell out of night

That sounds terrible Allen!

Are you sure you’re ok now?

That was probably too much!

I shouldn’t have…

Please leave a message after the tone.

Mr. Schmitts

This is the Plaza hotel calling

we wanted to let you know

you have left your wallet in the lobby.

TAADAA

Now you have a clear conscience

knowing I didn’t spend the night in the park!

Ha?

This is Mr. Schmitts wife

I appreciate your call

I’ll come and grab it myself

thanks again

bye!

Oh God damn it!

So..I’ll..

I’ll take the blanket.

No blanket!

Water?

No water!

and you know what Mr. Schmitts?

now that your wallet is gone

you are not even able by it out there

or book any kind of reservations.

OK..umm

Allen?

What?

What was your credit card pin?

55567?

yeah

I may go to the mall tomorrow..you know?

It’s Maggie’s birthday

and I know how much she likes to have a fox fur coat.

That’s why I love my mom more than you!