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I’m telling you

if she gives me just a bunch of nonsense

I’m not going to pay her even a single penny.

Ahh, shush shush, she’s coming.

I felt the presence of two souls in here

or you just heard the doorbell.

shush Drew,

hello madam Gutenberg.

My friend here is a little

worried about her relationship,

she wants to know,

are they going to get married or not?

Shush.

say no more!

I know what this young lady wants to know.

drink this

and let me read your fortune for you.

sure,

do what she says.

Excellent

you two get married

but I can’t see any wedding ceremony.

well,

at least you’ll get married, huh?

Marriage with no wedding ceremony?

That’s not us,

no way we’re gonna skip the ceremony.

will we live in his parents’ house

or get our own place eventually?

You will get your own place.

Good!

But I can also see him washing a pack of chips

with soap

and you are yelling at him “it’s not enough,

use more soap”!

It’s so ridiculous,

why would I want him to

wash a pack of chips so bad?

Well, tell us about their honeymoon,

Will they go to Paris?

oh no,

I can see puzzles,

and board games,

lots and lots of board games.

And alcohol.

nonsense.

nobody drinks alcohol in my house

no,

not for drinking!

For cleaning!

You spray it on every where

on everything

you take showers with it

like you want to wear a perfume.

what?

what about me?

Am I there playing board games with them, too?

no

there is no more of you in their lives.

You eventually get separated

because they understand that

you once ate inside a restaurant.

Just because I ate in a restaurant?

plus

you and your husband to be will lose your jobs

and stay all your time inside your house

and never, ever leave it.

I can see crying and boredom in 2020.

Lots and lots of boredom.

this is ridiculous

none of these things sound logical,

there’s no way we will wash objects with soap,

lose our jobs for no reason

and never leave the house?

we are so sociable and fun.

And Anna and I?

We are good friends.

Who breaks a friendship like that

only because she went to a restaurant?

You madam whatever

you are insane

and I am not going to pay you even a single penny.

it makes sense.

It does make sense.