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Yeah, I got you. I was born to do this sh*t. No problem.

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Alright 3 2 1 ACTION!

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Wait a sec. can you smile a bit?

Nah man I can’t.

Why not?

I just can’t. I take my job seriously.

Listen. Make it more interesting. Try to draw some attention.

Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?

Ok. Let’s look at it this way you’re a tough guy, right?

Hell yeah.

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3 2 1 ACTION.

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CUT

That was outstanding James.

Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about man.

Ok, let’s do another one.

3 2 1 ACTION.

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CUT, where have you been all this time James?

What did I tell you man?

What did I tell you?

Let’s go get something to eat.

Yeah, let’s go.